搞笑男生自我介绍范文（精选6篇）
大家好，非常高兴跟大家做个自己介绍，我叫李艺，今天7岁。现在是一名小学一年级的学生。
我的爱好非常广泛，如唱歌、跑步、打乒乓球等等。但我最喜欢下棋，我在班中，大家都说我是数学“天才”和围棋“高手”。
这就是我，大家认识我了吗？希望大家有机会跟我切磋。
本人，男性，未婚!身体健康，世代忠良，无不良嗜好，与人沟通潜质强，性格也很开朗，并且乐于助人!今有幸结识大家，倍感荣幸，我坚信你们也有同感的!我来自美丽的。那里山美水美人也美，山美水美有机会我能够带大家去见识下，至于人美我坚信大家此刻就有了认可吧，最后期望大家有空去我寝室喝茶，我住，忘记说了，我的名字叫多谢大家!
Hello, everyone. My name is liu changqing. I'm from zoucheng, jining.
Confucius and mencius were born in our hometown. (applause... ) therefore, we are also known as the land of Confucius and mencius, a state of courtesy.
I have a lot of problems with this person. I think you have heard about it. If there is something wrong, please let me know and I will correct it.
In college, the first is to learn to be a man, I want to change myself.
All of you here are young talent, and one sentence is, I want to learn from you.
The former classmates talked about the relationship between junior college and undergraduate, and quoted the classics and expounded their views. This makes me think of qing Gong Dingan a word, it is' heavy section also to people, people with family descendant known '. The division, is the imperial examinations, forerunner, the college entrance examination. For example, I am stretching of specialist turbine chang-qing liu, I much later, stretching also has a high reputation. (laughing... Applause... ) a man who has nothing, he has to say to others, he is an undergraduate of smoking. We all know who he is.
I like this campus very much. Engine, good. I see this major when I browse the information, feel very good, very suitable for myself. I come from the countryside, although very fat, the family is not rich, so should be able to endure hardship.
I am here to study, and I hope to learn from my teachers and classmates. I want my college life to be full, not empty and boring; I want to keep a hunger, a thirst for knowledge, a hunger for life.
I think it's a good thing to go to sea. It can give me a space to calm down and read. I don't know if I can bring some books to the ship. But I had fantasized about reading in the sea breeze and keeping a diary in the surf. I prefer to read books on literature and feel that such a life is ideal.
The above my personal introduction, thank you!
大家好，我叫小宝，我新手，我要来自己介绍。
我有好多的朋友，其实上学非常快乐，你学习用心，老师表扬你，你团结友爱，同学们喜欢你，上学非常好，可以把烦恼忘记，大家知道吗？
好了，我的自己介绍完毕了，我叫莹莹小宝。
本人外表平平，在此就不细说了，但我深刻感受到自己的善良，于是我坚定好人有好报，正因我无意中的善行为我赢来了许多朋友，感觉是上天的馈赠，但偶然我也觉得自己很无情，尤其是见到四肢健全身强力壮的乞丐，我都极力装没看到。作为一男生，我又十分要脸皮，十分要面子，而且有点过火了，可能我的脸皮厚，因此也要面子，不能让我的脸皮受一点损害。
我是一名即将迈向社会的大学生，几年的大学生活造就了我这样一个德智体美劳全面发展的复合型全才，在临近毕业之际，特将几年的学习成绩向关心和爱护我的人们汇报如下：我学会了做饭：泡方便面的技术在寝室湛称一流。我学会了使用电脑：能熟练地开关机，擅长玩网络游戏，在整个学院里鲜有对手。我学会了多门外语：明白吃饭该用“米西米西”（日语）骂人就应用“pig”（英语）同哥们道别该说“打死你大娘”（俄语）。