搞笑的英语自我介绍（通用8篇）
I am a lively, sunny, ambitious, handsome boy, this year 12 years old, just graduated from the primary school, my name is .. I am the most important character is modest, every turn tail man.
I have a slim eyebrows, shifty-eyed... Can some eye.. in a word, I had it all. Is it special? I was handsome, in a word; love everyone, see flowers bloom, car see car tire, see tire burst.
I have a round head, a head of comely thin hair, with a positive Zhang Junjun Qiao Qiao lovely handsome pretty standard Chinese characters face.
I love sports, love playing badminton; like eating; hate the most is to write many difficult to write and write the words. I love the song is "War Within Three Kingdoms"; the love book is a comic book; love watching the TV cartoon; fear most is to eat meat the East West, the love is to play the game.
My body is very good, very slim body, maintain 2 years of 30 kilograms, and the smallest girl in our class. Oh, this is me. I thank you very well!
HI! Good students, my name is Mo Xiaobei, after middle school and everyone, I'm really happy. Let me introduce myself to you. A round face, a bundle of Masson, this image has been with my primary school for 6 years. I am 12 years old this year, is already a at the beginning of the birth, but always cannot escape this childish face.
My main hobby is reading. Speaking of reading, I have a little story! When the primary school grade 5, I look at the table to buy a book "La Traviata", I yearn for this book for a long time, but my father has not agreed to my request. I have a strong self-esteem, from childhood to almost no for others, this time, I had to bite the bullet, asked him to borrow. Who knows, he said can be, to get my "Troy > exchange with him, I had to give him the book, to the" La Traviata to him.
I was crying out love. Oh, you can not laugh, this is my hobby! Pets die, bullying, cry cry!! the exam is not good, cry! Reading to see the touching, nose acid, and down two rows of "peas". However, I don't think embarrassed. I love the saying "when the laugh and laugh, cry cry when, without disguise. Frank.
I hate to say, a number of sports. Sports performance has been good so far. The softball can throw four or five meters, examination results from not 70 points. This shortcoming, I must change. I would like to introduce myself, you will love me?
I am not a good man, but I basically do not do bad things.
I just said, I write too little, nothing to write well, I really do not know how to write. Or I'll give you that crosstalk?
The window the moon, it seems hoary frost on the floor, looked up at the moon, my name is Guo Degang. Yet, how to write, write novels?
Short enough, medium length is not enough, it is novel. Actually enough, that I don't write. Thank you so much. Bye bye, look at others, I finally understand what to write.
I they are not afraid of writing, also not afraid to say. Guo Degang and I are the biggest difference, is diverted after I graduated from UniversityWhen the reporter, he also insisted on crosstalk.
Oh, I'm not present in the north, North Feng. Well, do not say ye Guo. Tell me about it. I have a guest version of personality self introduction, I see the pictures. Let other versions of me on the net. Comparison of the poor, living in poverty.
I am male, is a non. year old female meters tall, wearing shoes, being unmarried. Focus on Undergraduate Education -- not admitted, the general undergraduate course -- for a few minutes, so only a mixed college.
However, the performance is very brilliant, primary school as a monitor, the white-collar is wearing a white shirt, work - eating chicken in the table in a multinational company, although is cleaning the table, but the treatment is very favorable, if you don't arrive late or leave early.
You could get the full 800 yuan), and I have had to pay the monthly rent house -- that is, non motor vehicle car -- environmental protection, credit card and passbook a thick stack ofThere is no money. I am looking for a slim figure, beautiful beautiful, gentle and lovely, reasonable, full of wit, extraordinary ability of rich wives, similar to Bill Gates's daughter, Buffett's granddaughter and so on can be considered.
The laugh what laugh? I know what you want to put a fart, you don't want to say I am a swan like a toad? What ah, who let the heart so good! When the whole donation have pity on him. WOW! Who is the skin of a banana? I do not say it, say bricks here, I was shot to death!
Hello! We Welcome Dalian, I Dalian tourism of the most talented, handsome, tall，stately and handsome, casual and elegant bearing, tall person, Mountains fall and the earth splits.
beauty and wisdom of the water back here, with the hero and the chivalrous incarnation, cute, car drivers can see the car, as the two rib fork down, guests can master two fork ha ha ` knife, making a joke with you ah, our active car angry.
My name is , all the guide in Dalian, you can call me x, very glad to meet with you in the vast sea of humanity, I believe that this is our fate, as the saying goes good hundred years repair sameThe ship, we are a hundred years of cultivation with the edge of the vehicle.
Since you met me in Dalian for you, I will let you happy to play, enjoy playing. We hope that the service will bring you, one thousand days at home, go out is not difficult.
Now I feel with a song to begin our journey. Please take your golden palm, silver palm, cactus, I applaud the small X drum. (singing) the trip.
I am the hydrogen molecule, I is very light, so put me in a balloon balloon can fly. But my sisters and my brothers are burning, so when I play to Caution!. I can make my oxygen molecules, many things change.
For example, if you want to fire no, I participate in you is not. My brothers and sisters are very lively, occasionally do some damage, the rusty iron and copper, are our "masterpiece".
I am hydrogen atoms, you usually don't see me, because I was in pairs by molecular forms. I am the oxygen atom, I have a name, called "Reactive oxygen," as the nickname says, "I'm very active. I don't like being alone. I love to be with anyone, no matter who I touch."
Good people, in addition to long handsome, is not what disadvantage! Sometimes I think he is not so handsome. But one day, I was surrounded by a group of girls, they said I was handsome, I do not admit, they hit me and said I am hypocritical.
I am the universe super geek, you are welcome to call me, scold me, K me, beat me, kick me, kick me, beat me, even I cooked, fried, fried, fried, braised, stewed, braised, steamed, boiled dry Bian,.
I have no complaints, but the premise is: this person must is the most lovely, the most beautiful. Beautiful, gentle, kind, virtuous, temperament beauty -- so don't look at data (girlfriend name),Look at the chat effect!!! There was a girl and I want to end their lives -- "you don't return my money, I and you die!"
once a girl and I meet in the next life, I want to pursue the next life?! "once a girl willing to die for me to --" you together, I would rather die! "The poor ugly, 49 meters. Primary school culture, rural hukou. House three, Susukida mu.
Cold pot hot stove, no wife. Throughout the year, and has to take medicine, today the Internet, widely girlfriend, revolutionary road, together ~ ~ female if the person, may be just the words tongue, words against the people's livelihood. With the serious green Genastigmatism
I want a healthy extraordinary, fried tomato and egg, will operate the washing machine, the face may have little freckles, meetingnew people blush, know how much a bottle of soy sauce, then a girl in the rice me to carry home will help me wipe sweat. For this the high? If there is such a girl, then God, I pray that you give me one!
Small people live in the side of the Yellow River, the home and the land, the life is happy. Since the OICQ, it took my time to take my money, forced me to sell and sell fields, living in the street!
X year X month X day, today is sunny to cloudy weather, the temperature of 10~20, air pollution index, it is suitable for outing in love, in such a good weather blinding, I'm very happy to see you, to the teacher, all male students all female students, all male teacher all female teacher and all the male principals and all female principals.
I live in the solar system, according to the center of the sun from the sun is 149 million 600 thousand kilometers, ranked third on the planet, its equatorial diameter is 6378.2 km, the size of the planet in the fifth column of the earth, the accurate address for the Eurasian plate plate largest earth seven plate, located in the eastern part of the Eurasian continent, the Pacific West Bank the national Chinese boundary of Himalaya Range topped, the Himalayas is the highest mountain in the world, indeed, I came home from school every day to climb to climb the light for 5 minutes, the higher up the hot weather. But my dad said my birthday this year, he should have been in a lift, so I no Waste too much time in the mountains. I am a girl (my man), so a lot of love, I'm good at English, I memorized 27 letters, and foreigners speak fluent, he didn't know what I'm saying. I also love to see Disney movie "Affandi", I also love playing tennis, playing tennis with the badminton, I have broken the do not know a few pounds.