大学如何幽默的自我介绍英语作文（通用3篇）
Oh! Glad to meet you. My name is Zhang Mingnai 1000, you want to make friends with me? Don't worry, let me introduce myself.
My age, from birth to now has spent twelve "61" children's day. As for the man, hey, you don't see me not too tall, but my weight is not light, I am now. Ah, yes, the weight should be kept confidential, or I say, you must will laugh, I will go out and see how the acquaintance! Don't look fat, but my facial features look abnormal correct.
Look, a square face, two black eyes were grape like eyes filled with naughty, under the eyes straight nose like sculpture, not big mouth small, and articulate, so dad always said I grew up when I said the five comedy actor.Officer, you gave me a nickname - "Five", you don't laugh, tell the truth, I don't want to now and the CPC Central Commission for Discipline Inspection of Wu Guanzheng more than one level, my kids can have what level. However, when I grow up. This is something, first not talk about today right.
Speaking of my character, but a top lively little boy, but it is precisely because of this "lively", give me also leads to a series of "story". On one occasion, the teacher in the class thirty-second < a > tide, I suddenly remembered the summer with my dad to the Haining City, watching the tide the scene, so I this mouth cannot hold, until the teacher turned on the blackboard writing, I'll head into the table, just open your mouth, did not think the teacher will suddenly turn around, I end you.
As can be imagined for this talk in class, I do not know how much to criticize a teacher. However, you don't want to underestimate me if you listen to my advantage, will see look cheerful,I have to speak actively in class, homework every time I have very good, each big exam at the top of the school each semester I have praised the "outstanding student cadres" with me. How I can, the advantages outweigh its disadvantages.
To say my hobby, "bookworm" but my another nickname. You see, the morning opened his eyes to read, read the dinner time, every night before going to bed Baoshu often fall asleep, for me, sometimes I read more than dinner are important.
And my bed in addition to the book or books, mom had fun in my life the book of "Besieged City", said I was "faithful simulation of the great Mao Zedong." Oh, I'm flattered, who I also cannot do without let me happy let me worry let me let me enrich the progress of good friend book. In addition, I also very love of calligraphy and painting do not believe, you can come to my house to see, on the wall, there are five of my houseColorful, colorful "masterpiece", make sure your eyes.
This is me, a boy you still love, how do you want to make friends with me?
hello,everyone!
my name is is my english name,which is also the name of my idol.i'm a recommended student from ccfls,in which i have studied for six years.during the time i stayed there,i've learned a lot from the teachers who i must thank sincerely.another school in my life is my family.1990 witnessed me born in a happy family.i was treated as the apple of my family members' eyes since childhood.genuineness,perseverance,conscientiouness,the urge for improvement are the characters my family gives me.today,but for their support,i would not be this confident.many thanks to my family.i love them all.
i'm an optimistic,energetic,outgoing,active,humorous girl with any amount of hobbies,such as listening to music and writing my blog.what deserves to be introduced is my blog on sina,which takes me a lot of pains.it's without much gaudy decorations,but many articles which are really worth reading.the website address is here.yourprensence and guidance are requested.
unlike many other girls,i'm quite good at sports.swimming,skating,basketball,volleyball,badminton,table tennis and etc. are my preferences.in spite of my height,i have a good jumping capacity.due to this,i'm the captain of the female basketball team and the principal member of the female volleyball team in our school.inaddition,i'm fond of playing chess.i've got a silver medal when i was a child.futhermore,i'm a very versatile girl.piano and clarinet are my forte.they all get the ninth level.besides,i'm a good organizer and leader in the school activities.i organized many english speech contest,also took a part in it and ranked among the best.especially,i directed an english play called“the sound of music”,which is a gorgeous success,so that every audience spoke highly of it.i'm very proud of that.
to conclude,i'm sure i won't let you down.i hope that you can give me a chance to study in xiamen university,which is the shrine in my mind, and i'll give you much glory in return. that's all.thank you for your attention.
I am. Why don't I don't want to Wang Li Zhang? Hoe-scr-r-ritch, such a simple common sense do not understand: because I girl surnamed Zhang!
I won't tell you the name of it, afraid to say you don't remember. You remember my nickname well, I nicknamed "old women Idol". Really you are cheating dog, although I live quite have the courage, but I was too bad. My baby girl was prostrate on the floor cry: "Dad ah, really ugly is not your fault, but you really should not, should not secretly sneaked out of the house to scare people child!" well, look at my silly girl, how do you have to tell the truth? Everybody, I have a ceremony here, please provide more valuable opinions, the next time I must update at birth!
You ask me is male or female? Stewing hens (sorry), this is my personal privacy, I cannot tell you. If I tell you, I'm not a man. What? You want to hit me? I killed also don't say. You put me killed. I also do the opening! Here is my age. My daughter is 7 years old this year, I only like a girl a little old. How much is this a little bit? Hey, is 32 years old.
My daughter is always too short for me. In fact, I'm only a little bit shorter than the famous basketball superstar Yao Ming. How much is that? Hey, it's 60 centimeters
You ask me what is special? Not with you, I have a lot of expertise, the most proud of me is singing and 100 meter dash
I say first tenor singing. That is a thief is good, has long been famous global! Who haunted places have hired me to sing. I just sing one or two words, no matter how terrible the ghost will immediately koutubaimo lying on the ground, dear God, who was a poor devil my beautiful voice to death!
Besides the 100 meter dash. I often carry out intense competition in the East playground and two world famous Chinese female sprint athletes, although tired my left leg fracture right leg cramps, but I fear the strong, her eyes closed all the way, every time with excellent performance won the third you want to know what they are! Good players and I play together?
Before I tell you, you can take to help good, because their fame is too big, I fear that startles you. Please take a look around, see who did not hold anyone who hasn't? Sit? Quickly remind them that it is not a jokeAnd this is a major event in human life! We must seriously listen, who are not allowed to laugh. I really want to say, I want to say now, I say again, if anyone was scared silly I'm irresponsible! Then I will tell you, these two famous athletes ah, one is my wife, my daughter is a!!