dear mr. smith,
as a graduate of an institution of higher education, i have a few very basic expectations. chief among these is that my direct superiors have an intellect that ranges above the common ground squirrel. after your consistent and annoying harassment of my co-workers and me during the commission of our duties, i can only surmise that you are one of the few true genetic wastes of our time.
asking me, a network administrator, to explain every little nuance of everything i do each time you happen to stroll into my office is not only a waste of time, but also a waste of precious oxygen. i was hired because i know how to network computer systems, and you were apparently hired to provide amusement to myself and other employees, who watch you vainly attempt to understand the concept of cut and paste for the hundredth time.
you will never understand computers. something as incredibly simple as binary still gives you too many options. you will also never understand why people hate you, but i am going to try and explain it to you, even though i am sure this will be just as effective as telling you what an ip address is. your shiny new imac has more personality than you ever will.
you walk around the building all day, shiftlessly looking for fault in others. you have a sharp dressed, useless look about you that may have worked for your interview, but now that you actually have responsibility, you pawn it off on overworked staff, hoping their talent will cover for your glaring ineptitude. in a world of managerial evolution, you are the blue-green algae that everyone else eats and laughs at. managers like you are a sad proof of the dilbert principle.
since this situation is unlikely to change without you getting a full frontal lobotomy reversal, i am forced to tender my resignation. however, i have a few parting thoughts.
1. when someone calls you in reference to employment, it is illegal for you to give me a bad recommendation. the most you can say to hurt me is i prefer not to comment. i will have friends randomly call you over the next couple of years to keep you honest, because i know you would be unable to do it on your own.
2. i have all the passwords to every account on the system, and i know every password you have used for the last five years. if you decide to get cute, i am going to publish your favorites list, which i conveniently saved when you made me back up your useless files. i do believe that terms like lolita are not usually viewed favorably by the administration.
3. when you borrowed the digital camera to take pictures of your mothers birthday, you neglected to mention that you were going to take pictures of yourself in the mirror nude. then you forgot to erase them like the techno-moron you really are. suffice it to say i have never seen such odd acts with a sauce bottle, but i assure you that those have been copied and kept in safe places pending the authoring of a glowing letter of recommendation. (try to use a spell check please; i hate having to correct your mistakes.)
thank you for your time, and i expect the letter of recommendation on my desk by 8:00 am tomorrow. one word of this to anybody, and all of your little twisted repugnant obsessions will be open to the public. never screw with your systems administrator. why? because they know what you do with all that free time!
wishing you a grand and glorious day.
尊敬的领导：
很遗憾在这个时候向店里正式提出辞职。
来店里工作也已经有两个多月了，在这两个多月里，我得到了店里其它同事的无私帮助，我非常感谢店里各位同事。在这里我体会了工作的各种酸甜苦辣，总的来说收获很大。公司轻松平等的人际关系和开明的工作作风，一度让我有找到了依靠的感觉，在这里我能快乐地工作，快乐地学习。或许我应该就这样顺着这个轨迹发展下去，由此我开始了认真的思索。
但是最近我感觉自己真心不适合这份工作，也想换一个工作环境体验一下。我也很清楚这个时候向店里提出辞职于店里于自己都是一个考验，正是考虑到珠宝店发展的长久性，本着对店里负责的态度，为了不让珠宝店因为我而有任何损失，我郑重地向公司提出辞呈。
我希望在此辞呈递交之后能尽快有新人填补我离职造成的空缺，同时我也可以协助您对新人进行入职培训，让他们尽快熟悉工作。
能为店里效力的时日已不多，我定会接好最后一班岗，做好交接工作，尽力让项目做到平衡过渡。离开店里，离开曾经一起奋斗打拼的同事，很舍不得，舍不得领导们的谆谆教诲，舍不得同事的友善与帮助。
短短两个多月时间里，我们珠宝店业绩斐然，深感遗憾不能为店里辉煌的明天贡献自己的力量。我只有衷心祝福公司的业绩一路飙升!公司领导及各位同事工作顺利!
此致
敬礼
尊敬的公司各位领导：
现在我的在珠宝公司已经两个月了，在刚来到公司的时候，我对公司的发展前景和前途非常的看好，我觉得我终于找到以及适合的工作的地方了，我终于可以凭借我的能力在一加公司供职了。
不过现实总是那么无情，才两个月，我的一些想法和观点都发生了改变，我开始对我之前的想法产生了怀疑，直到现在我做出我的决定。
真的很遗憾，匆匆两个月尚未度过，居然要和各位说再见。
近两个月来，受到公司的礼遇及重用，主持公司市场策划部的日常工作，从而使自己拥有了一次难能可贵的学习机会。策划人不是文员，其功能定位决定了他们必须在企业中成为核心决策的技术参谋。一个不能与企业主同声共气的策划人是不能完成他的职业使命的。
一直以来，我从不怀疑自己的专业精神以及对工作成果的高标准要求，工作中的一切障碍对我而言只能算是一次全新的磨砺。但是，策划人毕竟也有弱点的，过于感性的思维、追求完美的表现以及职业特征所需要的与公司最高决策者直接沟通的欲望等等等等，这一切似乎都成了鄙人工作中不可逾越的鸿沟，始终游离于固有企业文化所构筑的壁垒之外，这些都是我始料未及的。工作热情就这样被一次次的熄灭，几经努力下成效甚微。
我始终认为，企业的运作是以构建适合发展的市场平台为基础，获取有效利润为最终目的，而策划人就是为企业主实现这一目标而努力着。
我要走了，我相信我在过去的表现虽然不错，但是远未达到公司缺我不可的情况，所以我的离去不会给公司带来多少的损失，公司的人才有很多，随便找出一个人就能够顶替我的空缺，所以我想领导也不会难为我。
我走了，但根据企业的长远发展战略规划以及现实经营状况，公司仍然需要其他的策划人，希望在我身上发生的事情不要再一次发生。给策划人多一些空间，甚至于对某些关键事务的决策权，是比薪酬待遇更能留住策划人的极佳方法。
但是我想我在公司才待了两个月就要走，真的是非常的遗憾，但是人各有志，我也不知道我是怎么想的，不过在公司我感觉我们有什么发展的前途，我只好离开。我对自己的举动也感到非常的无奈和自责!
最后，我想说的是，我从未低估过公司的发展前景，因此，让我在此衷心的祝愿公司的明天更美好!
此致
敬礼
申请人：
20xx年x月x日